A not so long time ago while I was saving the world I had one of the most bizarre journeys I've ever been a part of.
Because of the time, the place, and just the situation in general, we all had to double take for a second.
Childress might be boring, but from now on I wouldn't rather be anywhere else.
Dumb as it sounds, we found ourselves wondering in an abandoned building which looked like it was about a half a second from falling in.
Everyone was walking as wispy as they could to prevent the place from caving in on us.
Fallen boards and pieces of metal littered floor as if it where a dumb ground.
Guessing the building was shut down and probably closed for a reason, we decided to stay and look around for a while.
The heater looked as if it were used sometime recently.
I opened it and a jackelope jumped out with a guitar and started screaming like we had stolen his muffin cup.
Just about the time he stopped screaming my unicorn pegasus flew in from a hole in the roof and stepped on the jackelope as if it wasn't ever there.
Kcirdes was my unicorn pegasus' name, he was my partner in crime he has gotten me into and out of more trouble than you could even begin to understand.
A little bit after that, while we were down stairs in the basement there began to be a vortex of brazilian vampire moths flying about.
My first instinct was to pull out my brazilian vampire moth slayer flame thrower, of course.
Not even the mutant, master, giant, brazilian vampire moth could stop me, luckly I calmed him down before I had to ja bar him.
Opinions flew back and forth for a bit but, I put him in the triangle and almost popped his head off.
Perfect timeing my home boys bildo and jorde came in and helped me with the resurecting falcon shark wolverines.
Quietly we snuck up behind the sneaky little guys and koby'd them in the back of their faces.
Right after that I heard a very loud pop, then the giant metal safe door creaked open as if I was meant to go in.
So I walked in and pushed some spider webs out of my face and there gleaming in the light was a pyramid of money surrounded by giant golden walls.
The possibilites had my mind wondering in every direction imaginable.
Until Lil Wayne warped in through a portal hidden in the pyramid of money.
Very scarey to some but not to me, so I did the most reasonable thing possible I pulled the wall down on him as if it were nothing.
Whoever this money belonged to just made a donation to me and my unicorn pegasus.
Xylophones, barracudas, and McDonalds so many possiblities I wasn't quiet sure what to do with it all.
You probably are thinking what you would do with the money.
Zebras was my choice, a giant ranch for zebras that covered miles upon miles, days upon days.
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Being a dog is the best thing ever, I wouldn't trade it for the world. I get to lay around all day and watch t.v. I always have something to eat and I can use the bathroom where ever I want to. The only thing I don't like about being a dog is baths. I don't know why they give me baths when they know I'm just going to roll around in the dirt as soon as I go outside. I just hate being all wet and the soap they use makes me smell funny. Lets just face it being a clean dog is just not me, but being dirty on the other hand is undescribable. A huge puddle of mud is my heaven, I once got so dirty that I couldn't walk without mud chipping off and leaving a trail of dirt behind me. One time I escaped from the giant fence that keeps me contained in the backyard, I was only gone for about an hour until they found me. But wow, did I live up that hour, I ran all over the neighborhood, knocking over trash cans, barking at other dogs, playing in the mud, and stealing other dogs food. My owners fixed the hole in the fence pretty quick so I would unfortunately never leave again. Well atleast I had fun while I could.
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
I didn't do much for New Years just hang out with a bunch of my friends. It was one of the most boring New Years I've had so far. As far as a New Years resolution goes, I don't have one and don't see the point in getting one. There's good meaning behind a New Years resolution but they hardly ever come true.
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Friday, November 7, 2008
Today has been a really boring day. We haven't done anything in pretty much every class. Not that I'm complaining, not doing work is fine with me. There's a game tonight but I don't get to go because I am grounded. But luckily I get ungrounded Saturday, so at least I can go do something then.
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
I think they are making too big of a deal out of it because it is just a costume. If people find a simple costume offensive then I think they have there own issues to deal with. Although the Hitler costume was probably a few steps too far. But still it is just a costume that he chose to wear, I don't see the problem as long as he doesn't imitate any hate crimes against the Jews.
Monday, October 27, 2008
If I were invisible I would do anything and go anywhere I wanted to. The only disadvantage I could see is if you were trying to be sneaky and you bumped something or knocked something over and the person you were trying to hide from found out you were there. One advantage would be is that you could go anywhere you wanted to, or hide from anyone. Being invisible would be pretty awesome in just about every way as long as you could turn it on and off.